But today I read a funny Star Trek inspired sketch related to off-topic discussions in on-line forums:
Spock: Captain, the ship is about to enter a region of space noted for its intense Hyperbole Storms.
Kirk: Raise Tangent Shields. Ahead full, Mr. Sulu.
Spock: We are entering a Hyperbole Storm, Captain!
Kirk: How did it come up so quickly?
Sulu: Captain! Helm is sluggish! We are having trouble staying on topic!
Kirk: Scotty! Divert warp power to the Tangent Shields!
Spock: Tangent Shields failing!
Scotty: Cap'n! Mah engines cannae take much more of this!
McCoy: Sickbay to Bridge: Jim, we've got dozens of crewmen down here babbling incoherently! You've got to do something about it!
Kirk: We'll do what we can Doctor. Try to get them singing or something. Kirk out.
Spock: Captain, the only possible way out of this storm will involve a cold restart of the topic.
Kirk: Isn't that incredibly dangerous, Spock?
Spock: It is the only logical course for us to take, Captain.
Other related posts:
Geekzone data analytics with Power BI
Now with more fibre
Unlimited is not unlimited: Vodafone cable going gigabit
comments powered by Disqus