No, I don't have one here for testing, but if you visit their website you will be able to listen to some of the "wake up call" messages, recorded by Stephen Fry.
You will hear gems such as these:
I'm so sorry to disturb you sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree, sir. I believe it is the rotation of the earth which is to blame, sir.
I'm delighted you have survived another night. May I add my own congratulations to the roar of the world's approval? Thank you, sir.
I'm afraid the staff has absconded, sir. And it is my day off. I trust it will not be too onerous to make your own esquisitely sliced toast and perfectly cooked breakfast?
Come come, sir. Let us not be defeated. Let seize the day, and take it roughly from behind. As the Colonel used to say in his unfortunate manner.
The world has been very anxious to hear from you for the last eight hours. Shall I inform the news agencies you are about to rise, sir?
The rising and the shining cannot be postponed indefinetely. Though shining isn't compulsory in this world, the rising eventually is.
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